One of the great mysteries of our time is why
anybody would vote for modern Republicans at all well, apart from
religious fanatics, hard-core racists, people who believe in space
lasers, and those who want to see the US fail. Sadly, there are
tens of millions of Americans who fall into one or more of these
categories. Still, one would hope that their number is insufficient
for the GOP to win any election.
By the way, that isnt to say that Democrats
are an overly appealing option, but if you must pick between doing
the dishes and getting thrown into a pit of fire ants, you should
do the dishes.
Yet, here we are, with Republicans controlling
the House of Representatives (in the same way parents control
hyperactive quintuplets after an ice cream party) as well as both
the entire state legislature and the governorship in 23
states.
If you choose to believe that the
aforementioned core GOP demographics do not make up all Republican
voters, then how do these candidates get elected? The answer is
likely that there is a sufficient number of Americans who believe
that Republicans have a plan and that this
plan is good for the US.
The people in the first group are a lost
cause. If you believe that Donald Trump is a virtuous orange
messiah, that caravans of brown people looking for a better life
want to replace whites, or that your political opponents are
vampires, then there is no hope for you.
Things are a bit different for folks in the
second category. Lets call them non-nutjob conservatives. They are
convinced (without much evidence) that Republicans are good for the
economy, law and order, national security, and values. Many of them
likely inherited their beliefs from their parents, or they just
watch a lot of Fox News.
Its no surprise that the right-wing propaganda
outlet dedicates so much of its coverage ahead of elections to just
those issues that appeal to this demographic: Lawlessness in
America, a decaying economy, insecure borders, and crossdressing
liberal teachers who want to turn kids gay.
In other words, they are trying to dupe
well-meaning people who love their country into voting for a party
that is neither well-meaning nor seems to love the US all that
much.
The midterms have shown that there is a level
of insanity that these non-nutjob conservatives wont tolerate (but
that is fervently embraced by the full-MAGA
crowd).
Chances are that millions of others had to
hold their noses to support the curre...